Laugh: David Blaine’s Street Magic
July 11, 2008
My niece Lacye introduced this to me. Enjoy!
My favorite part: “Cheeeeeeeeeezits! Cheezits. Cheezits. Cheezits. Cheez-its.”
Laugh: Never Become Too Big To Laugh
May 19, 2008
“Never will I allow myself to become so important, so wise, so dignified, so powerful, that I forget how to laugh at myself and my world. And so long as I can laugh never will I be poor.”
- Og Mandino
Laugh: Psych Ward Hair Day
April 21, 2008
Now THIS is what I’m talking about when I have my psych ward hair days! 
Send this as an e-card.Source: RoofTopComedy.com
Laugh: The Wisdom of Paris Hilton
April 14, 2008
According to Access Hollywood, Paris Hilton generously visited a South African school for two hours signing bikini-clad photos of herself. Apparently needing to brush up on her geography, Paris was quoted in The London Sun saying:“I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
- Paris Hilton
Oh yeah… That’s Hot.
Laugh: My Accident
April 7, 2008
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
And, you know how you just get so stressed and then life seems to get funny?
Well, I couldn’t believe it, he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’
So, I look down at him and say, ‘Okay. Well, which one are you then?’
. . . And that’s when the fight started.
A Fairy Tale
April 3, 2008
Once upon a time, one day long,
long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch…
But this was a long time ago…
and it was just one day.
The End (Thanks Karla, for passing this on….)
I’m PREGNANT
April 1, 2008
I wish for you to find lots of laughs today.
Look for ways to spark that inner child in you and pull an April Fool’s Day prank on someone you love, or better yet, someone you just met. It’s always good to cut loose and be free to be goofy for at least one day of the year (as opposed to my every day of the year)!Hey, we’re never too old to laugh till our sides hurt.
Just think, somewhere, in a cafeteria, in my town, there is a little boy who is opening his lunchbox with a note enclosed saying:
Hey, the teacher called me to come and perform a song and dance from High School Musical for your class. I didn’t want to sweat off my makeup so you’ll be glad to know I’m not wearing any AND I found my sweatpants from 1988 I can wear! They have just a few holes in them but I think they’ll be fine. See you soon!Love,Mom
(Don’t worry. On the flip side I put, “APRIL FOOL’S.” So no, you won’t be hearing a scream around the world.)
Love ya, love ya, love ya….
Kelley Taylor
The Fail Blog
February 4, 2008
If you ever feel like a failure and need some cheering up, check out this blog that runs a series of hilarious photos dipicting failure of some kind or another.
For laughs, or to see more photos, go to: http://failblog.wordpress.com/
Dog Talk
January 21, 2008
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:”Talking Dog For Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,he says, “So, what’s your story?”
The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some under cover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.”
I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the guy says.
“Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are youselling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff.”
Source: http://www.mountainwings.com/past/8030.htm
Me…in like twenty years…or next year
January 9, 2008
This woman could sooooo be me.
Lose yourself in music. What could be more entertaining!?
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