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Laugh: The Magic of Every Day

Kelley Taylor — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:00:22 +0000

What a dork. And the crazy part is, after I watched this video, I couldn’t help doing this at automatic doors. Now who’s the dork, right?

Best magician in the world @ Yahoo! Video

Laugh: Dentist's Breath

Kelley Taylor — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:00:59 +0000

Watch this clip of comedian Tyrone Hawkins. Only those of us who have experienced dentists with this affliction can understand.
Check him out!

My favorite part: “Breff. B-R-E-F-F. Breff.”

Laugh: Never Become Too Big To Laugh

Kelley Taylor — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:15:29 +0000

“Never will I allow myself to become so important, so wise, so dignified, so powerful, that I forget how to laugh at myself and my world. And so long as I can laugh never will I be poor.”

- Og Mandino

Laugh: Psych Ward Hair Day

Kelley Taylor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:24:13 +0000

Now THIS is what I’m talking about when I have my psych ward hair days! Send this as an e-card.Source: RoofTopComedy.com

Laugh: The Wisdom of Paris Hilton

Kelley Taylor — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:50:15 +0000

According to Access Hollywood, Paris Hilton generously visited a South African school for two hours signing bikini-clad photos of herself. Apparently needing to brush up on her geography, Paris was quoted in The London Sun saying:“I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

- Paris Hilton

Oh yeah… That’s Hot.

Live: With Intention

Kelley Taylor — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:47:45 +0000

“Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate your friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.”

—Mary Anne Radmacher, author

Laugh: My Accident

Kelley Taylor — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:57:18 +0000

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.

And, you know how you just get so stressed and then life seems to get funny?

Well, I couldn’t believe it, he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’

So, I look down at him and say, ‘Okay. Well, which one are you then?’

. . . And that’s when the fight started.

The Fail Blog

Kelley Taylor — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:09:01 +0000

If you ever feel like a failure and need some cheering up, check out this blog that runs a series of hilarious photos dipicting failure of some kind or another.

For laughs, or to see more photos, go to: http://failblog.wordpress.com/

Dog Talk

Kelley Taylor — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:41:16 +0000

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:”Talking Dog For Sale.”

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,he says, “So, what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some under cover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.”

I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars,” the guy says.
“Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are youselling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff.”

Source: http://www.mountainwings.com/past/8030.htm